Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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