she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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