woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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