They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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