No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
