So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
dude i'm inner monologue high
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it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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