uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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