I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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