lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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