i jhust puked up my retainher.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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