Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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