We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
