Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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