Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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