Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
her vagine was all disorganized.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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