keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
