You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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