How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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