could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
im on a boat
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