Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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