u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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