Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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