Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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