Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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