is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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