your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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