maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Randomize
