Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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