It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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