and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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