You're a womanizer and a bitch.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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