u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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