The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I just googled if crying burns calories
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
My dick has a subreddit
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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