her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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