vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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