Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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