You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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