dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Randomize
