Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
you will always have a special place in my vag
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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