Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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