3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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