12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
The best revenge is premature balding
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
foreskin is a definite game changer
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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