I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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