he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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