READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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