guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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