just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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