he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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