Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
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WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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