Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
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