youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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