drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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