i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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