I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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